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Reasons to invoke bad luck on a bike


Here are some reasons why the Biker feels like cursing bad luck (or in some cases using more colorful or blasphemous cursing).

REASONS TO INVOKE ... THE bad luck

SIMULTANEOUS DRILLING

Hole front and rear at the same time: same chance of winning in the World Series, but it can happen. And when that happens, of course you only have one inner tube, and then you just have to run!

FANTOZZIANO WEATHER

The Weather has brought rain but you don't mind, on the other hand there are no clouds, and you go out anyway. One km and take that rainforest-style shower, too bad you live in Cinisello Balsamo .. and the duster is in the drawer at home.

ENERGY BARS

Sometimes it can happen, you decide to take that ride a little longer .. and suddenly hunger. No problem .. energy bar. Too bad that the only one in the backpack is a concentrate of amaranth, ginger and quinoa: and the curses start.

DAMN TUTORIAL

Hard climb, agile ratio and maximum power impressed on the pedals but… patratac .. chain that jumps and breaks. But the good biker always has a multitool and a false jersey .. but how to put it? Damn those tutorials where everything seems easy.

GPS TRACKS

The day before the release, you surf on reliable sites and download your GPX track: breathtaking landscapes and screaming curves .. but once you get there you get lost in the swamp and you only find coypu looking at you ... suspiciously.

ALTRUISTIC CHOICES

The previous day you made a perfect 25% sag for your girlfriend. Too bad that she weighs 48kg and here you find yourself cursing in silence with your friend who looks at you perplexed.

LOST OPPORTUNITIES

Summer arrives and consequently also the Bike Parks reopen. You've already organized a Sunday outing with friends, all right. Saturday night you're full of gas .. ms Sunday morning rain! But bitch ****.

WITH THE TUBELESS YOU DON'T PIT

Sunday outing and nail with biblical dimensions… and the inner tube is a memory! If you don't lick the latex every now and then, you only enjoy half of it.

LOW BATTERY

After 220 km of motorway with alarm clock at 5 in the morning, you unload the e-bike from the car but you realize that the battery is low… and words start with the rose petals.

LACK OF SUPPLIES

This is the essence of bad luck, stuff to make some apostle pale for curses. Finding ourselves at the end of the summer tour, with 40 degrees, at the bar and being told 'I'm sorry, but I ran out of beer ... I only have Coca Cola' ... nooooo

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