After yesterday's joke, April 365st, Mauro Cottone, Editorial Director of XNUMX Mountainbike Magazine and Davide Finetto, editor / tester, were arrested on charges of injured sanctity, abusive invitation of doped athlete to the Island of Elba, outrage to the flag, defamation by video and harassing drunkenness.
The Publisher, the Managing Director and the entire editorial committee unanimously dissociate themselves from the two shady figures and ask for the maximum penalty for them.
The two, who will soon be translated into the Vatican dungeons for questioning, continue to profess innocence and ask for clemency from Pope Francis, while Lance Armstrong announces that he wants to take a civil action for the damage to image suffered.
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Lance Armstrong will no longer come to Costa dei Gabbiani Bike Center (Elba island, NEWS LINKS). After the controversy and criticism received via email and social media for the 'Now, i'm doping free' meeting, we decided not to invite the American cyclist anymore. We apologize publicly, through this video, to all offended people.