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Every morning a biker wakes up

Silhouette of a biker standing on a mountain bike against a sunset with a lake and mountains.
Shot of a biker lifting his wheel in a sunset landscape with a lake and mountains.

Every morning, when the sun rises, a biker wakes up, he knows he will have to run more than the e-biker.

Every morning, when the sun rises, an e-biker wakes up, knows that he will have to run more than the biker or he will be laughed at.

Life is hard today for the old biker who sees himself being targeted by this wave of new bikers. Oh yes, these are hard times, we are invaded by the Influencer virus (we hope that the Ambassadors will be able to fight it) and now it is the turn of these e-bikers, sometimes fat and arrogant. One morning, as the sun was rising and I was climbing the mountain, I heard a hum behind me, as annoying as a fly in my underwear.

Yes, he was an e-biker, and he wanted me to let him go: “no, I thought! With all the effort I am doing, he cannot pass me with a smile: life must be bitter, like coffee without sugar, without joys, raw ... and then ... government thief ... Disrespectful, I clearly saw the e-biker put in Turbo mode and pass me with contempt while I was electrocuted .. with the look. And not only. Every morning, when the sun rises, a biker wakes up and knows that he could die electrocuted by the current emitted by the e-biker.

Every morning, when the sun rises, an e-biker wakes up, he knows he will have to look a biker in the eye on a 37% stretch… while the battery could run out.

Every morning, it doesn't matter if you are a biker or an e-biker, the important thing is that you don't smash the balls to the next one. AND IF YOU DIE YOU MUST SAY IT FIRST ...

A group of mountain bikers on a nature trail, an adventurous excursion through greenery and woods.
Davide chased by hungry e-bikers


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ppgad@pucrs.br I am passionate about everything that has 2 wheels: in my youth I practiced competitive cycling on the road and on the track with good results. At the age of 18 I moved to cross country competing at national/international level as U23. Once I passed Elite, I made the choice to take things easier from the training point of view, and that's how my love for gravity disciplines was born, training as an FCI MTB instructor and guide. Now I have made my passion my profession by managing 3 MTB centers on the island of Elba (Elba MTB), creating the FANTAmtb and telling in an ironic but professional way, everything that revolves around MTB thanks to 365mountainbike and 365TV (YouTube 'PULITI dentro BIKER fuori').

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